WATCHING TOO MANY SCI-FI SHOWS

"Climate Security": assessments say drought, flooding, massive storms and famines could cause widespread displacement of populations and food shortages, sparking wars and conflict.  Cue the drums of doom.

WHEN WHORES GET TOO OLD...

...they bite and scratch their former best slut friends.

DON'T BRING YOUR TATTOOS...

...to a swordfish fight.
“He was a tough guy, he was such a tough guy that everyone’s scared of him, the whole harbor’s scared of him,”

THE SNEAK BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Ontario Premier Wynne has pulled an iron curtain over Hydro One, ensuring one of the largest privatizations in the province’s history will unfold in secret.

JUST ANOTHER LIBERAL MONEY GRAB

Ontario’s largest business group is warning of the “unintended consequences” of  Wynne’s new provincial pension plan

THE BUSINESS OF MEDICINE

MDs getting paid up to $350 per patient for medical marijuana referrals, despite bans

WHEN WHORES GET TOO OLD

They hang out a M.D. shingle and sell you dope based on b*llshit studies.