Rex Murphy: The First Environmentalist, after the blackfaces affair, after SNC and banishing Raybould and Philpott from his caucus, after breaking his most “honest” promise to bring the budget to balance in four years – the First Environmentalist, the preacher of renewables and “carbon” poverty for all of us, drags himself and his vast entourage around in two planes.
One just for his baggage (which on speculation from absolutely unreliable sources) I would guess is composed, as befits our thespian PM, of a wardrobe collection to rival that of the Metropolitan Opera; a third of the second plane will be walled-off, fitted with walnut paneling and refurbished as an inspirational and meditation chamber — The Hall of Selfies; where dejected staff and speechwriters on their last gasp, refresh their spirits with chants (diversity is our strength; Harper, Harper, Harper) and yoga; the remaining third contains a mobile boxing ring, a canoe or three, and, most vital, a complete set of the renowned Encyclopedia of the World’s most Shameless and Obsequious Apologies. (End of reporting from unreliable, even phantom, sources.)
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