TELLING IT LIKE IT WAS....AND IS

Harper chastises Putin, slams 'evil' communism in key-note speech

Breathless for the official counterpoint.

WHEN WHORES GET TOO OLD

they sit down with the Queen and have tea and crumpets.

Britain is the latest country to include sex work and drug dealing in their GDP.

LOOKS LIKE RAIN...RAISE THE STICKER PRICE

Food price increases blamed on...you guessed it
Increasing weather concerns and import demand -- and, arguably, to a lesser extent, uncertainty associated with the Ukraine situation -- explain most of the price increases,"
Despite the fact that

World Bank economists said prices increased despite bumper crops in 2013 and continued projections of record grain harvests and stronger stocks expected for 2014.

INDEEPEE: OLD PIEGAN WORD "FORK-TONGUE NO SEND SMOKE SIGNAL"

H of C Speaker refutes Mulcair's claims that the NDP "checked and double-checked" with the Speaker before shoveling riding funds to Quebec. 

SEEKING SHELTER FROM THE STORM

Hey Julian.  Maybe one of your Caledonia buds has an old teepee you can hide in.
"An angry Jenifer Migneault chased after Julian Fantino and demanded to speak to the veterans affairs minister following his appearance Thursday at a House of Commons committee."

THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG

Gather round boys and girls....Chrome Dome Pete-y at the CeeBeeCee may have a taxpayer funded salary of 2 million.

YOU KNOW WE'RE IN TROUBLE WHEN...

...businesses can't get the "business" thing.
Canadian Federation of Independent Business reports that businesses are giving thumbs down to Ont. Liberals' pension plan because it would take otherwise disposable income out of  employers' and employees' pockets.  But, a few short years ago the CFIB reported that a majority of small and independant businesses supported the HST - which was okay because, it only took disposable income out of consumers' pockets.