GOVERNMENT = CRIMINAL INCOMPETENCE

You just can't make this shit up.
The province spent $240 million implementing the new case management software for Ontario Works (OW) and Ontario Disability Support Program (ODSP) workers. It took a total of four years to develop and implement the Social Assistance Management System software. Its first day in operation was on Nov. 12...At least 17,000 payments were generated erroneously in less than a month, totalling $20 million.

BOY, YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO FARM THE MAILBOX!

"Words of wisdom" from a local farmer years ago (let's just say our respective philosophies regarding fiscal responsibility and government dependency in agriculture were somewhat divergent).
Mandatory AgriStability Participation Removed From Enrollment Criteria for Ontario RMP Program 
Hell, while we're at it, let's throw this in the mix too (probably not related)...

WHEN YOU LIE DOWN WITH DOGS

You shouldn't be surprised to wake up with fleas. Or is it bees?
It seems the love affair between Ontario agriculture and the Wynne Liberals isn't as sweet as honey any more.

HOW COME ONTARIO'S NEW CONSERVATISM...

...looks and sounds like the same old meaningless snot and dribble.
“We have to be open-minded,”...Patrick Brown
“We need to build a new big blue tent...(avoid) the politics of division,”...Christine Elliott
“Reach out to everyday Ontarians.”...Lisa MacLeod

BITCH FIGHT ON THE ROLLER DERBY TRACK!

Grab the popcorn and follow this fray as Skinny Linnie McIntyre and Nails MacDonald get into the scratchin' and bitin' !

SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH, EH?

You survived the Urea Formaldehyde Insulation disaster, and you made it through the asbestos ceiling tiles plague, and you dodged the vermiculite insulation outbreak....But....your time is up, Punk!   You can't hold your breath forever! RADON IS GONNA GET YA!!!!!!

IT'S NOT EVERY DAY WE SAY "GOOD JOB TORONTO!"

Fans at the Air Canada Centre saved the day Tuesday after the anthem singer’s microphone stopped working.