Earlier this week, cops in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin were called to an incident in which a Jeep Grand Cherokee had rolled into a building. Arriving at the scene, the driver told police he suspected his dog had bumped the 4×4 out of gear.
No one was hurt, either inside or outside of the building that got hammered by the Jeep, but we’re paw-sitive the owner will have some explaining to do with his insurance company. According to him, the Jeep had been parked at a gas station while he dashed across the street to a bakery. When he came back outside, the vehicle had crashed into the art museum.
Far be it from us to doubt the man, but it must be noted that the Jeep Grand Cherokee has a gearshift lever that must be activated with opposable thumbs. Barring a last-minute and dramatic evolution, your author finds it unlikely that this 5-year old Australian Shepherd named Callie – whom we are sure is a very good doggo – has that ability.
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