Saturday, March 28, 2015

SOME FUN FOR EARTH HOUR

Perhaps there are those that would like to join along with the Green Party in writing an epic poem. No need to keep the verse clean...sorry.... I gotta go and burn some backhoe tires in celebration.

9 comments:

  1. What is that on yonder bluff I see?
    Oh, tis a windmill turning endlessly.
    Reminds me as my hydro bills sore,
    Of an auger up my arse full bore.

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  2. There was a time, or so I thought
    That saner minds would fight the rot
    Infected by IPCC
    Suzuki, Gore and rising sea
    But years go by
    and still today
    No one's strung up
    Lizzie May
    The green goes on
    The green, it spreads
    The science falters
    Torn to shreds
    Earth hour's here and it's my time
    To have my say, commit my crime
    To turn on every switch I've got
    My answer for this spreading rot.



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    1. Well, PeterJ is a poet and no one knew it.

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    2. Holy Mackerel! I guess so!

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  3. Morons to right of me,
    Morons to left of me,
    Morons in front of me
    Voted and blundered;
    Tortured with hydro costs,
    Their childrens' future lost
    Into the polling booths,
    Buggered and double-crossed
    Ontario's Plundered

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  4. The moon came up
    The sun went down
    And on my quiet street
    At eight o`clock the lights go out
    It`s beddy-bye for sheep

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  5. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Lizzie May can eat corn through a fence
    But that is no trick compared to the hair of Turdo-la-do

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  6. Kind of a good morning for poetry here in the foothills.

    I had a little puppy-dog
    I called him Lizzie May
    He scratched my doors
    Pissed on my floors
    And chased my friends away

    He whined about the sunshine
    He barked about the fog
    I shot the little *****r
    And threw him in the bog

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