Thursday, June 26, 2014

NEWSFLASH! SEALS MORPH INTO MERMAIDS!!!

And in related news, the Taliban must be rejoicing in the streets....

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  1. .....Bu...Wh...She...He...OK. You stumped me. I got nothin.

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  2. Wehh, look at the rack on that.........but then I suppose there's curly hair too, all the way to her nuts.

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    1. Make that, all the way down to his (say in high, squeaky voice) whoops!

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  3. I been trying to come up with some new words for the "From the Halls of Montezuma, To the shores of Tripoli".

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  4. Bet there's big lineups at LA recruiting offices this morning

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    1. Hell, I betcha the US embassy in Ottawa gets lots of Xs and Os today too. ;)

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  5. Haw haw. Time for a new tough as nails Hollywood release.

    I left my Hard-on in San Francisco
    For Whom my balls Rolled
    Pretty Man
    All quiet on my wounded front.
    Bury my parts at Wounded Wee-wee.

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  6. So......would that be taped up or tucked under?
    I was in Walmart today and saw humans and I'm not sure what they are...but they appear to have mated....NEVER let them take your guns is all I got to say.

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    1. "So......would that be taped up or tucked under?"

      No, I think it's a knot job...as in, they're not there. ;)

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  7. One thing for sure it won't be breeding

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