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How clever! This way croaking ravens won't find the after-birth and alert sly coyotes who would know that supermom stashed her day-old under the bushes somewhere nearby while she went to post-natal yoga classes.
Lots of animals eat up their babies feces and I never heard of a sow grizzly who wasn't a good mom or who suffered from post-partum depression, so it must be true, right? So don't just stop at the afterbirth, get out the salt, pepper and a spoon, and go for it Supermom! Then get a bumper-sticker and let the world know what they're following.
"The placenta is kept on ice, in a cooler. Plechenko picks it up from her customers and prepares it in a food dehydrator. It is then ground-up and put into capsules." What? Why not pepperettes? They're so yummy, no refrigeration required, and fit right in your purse!
How clever! This way croaking ravens won't find the after-birth and alert sly coyotes who would know that supermom stashed her day-old under the bushes somewhere nearby while she went to post-natal yoga classes.
ReplyDeleteLots of animals eat up their babies feces and I never heard of a sow grizzly who wasn't a good mom or who suffered from post-partum depression, so it must be true, right? So don't just stop at the afterbirth, get out the salt, pepper and a spoon, and go for it Supermom! Then get a bumper-sticker and let the world know what they're following.
ReplyDeleteAnd we wonder, "how can people be so stupid as to swallow the climate change stuff?"
ReplyDeleteIm sure its all related. global warming must be causing this bizarre behaviour.
DeleteThere just isn't enough Listerine to wash the taste of that outa your mouth....
ReplyDelete"The placenta is kept on ice, in a cooler. Plechenko picks it up from her customers and prepares it in a food dehydrator. It is then ground-up and put into capsules." What? Why not pepperettes? They're so yummy, no refrigeration required, and fit right in your purse!
ReplyDeleteThere was a mom from Solway Firth
ReplyDeleteWho gagged upon 'er after-birth
Then shit herself for all her worth
And proved she was a Liberal
How do you expect a guy to get through his bacon and eggs after reading that?
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