Monday, November 3, 2014

THE DISGUSTINGLY HIGH PRICE OF PROVING YOU'RE A SUPERMOM

And while you're at it, you may as well lick the huggies clean...



8 comments:

  1. How clever! This way croaking ravens won't find the after-birth and alert sly coyotes who would know that supermom stashed her day-old under the bushes somewhere nearby while she went to post-natal yoga classes.

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  2. Lots of animals eat up their babies feces and I never heard of a sow grizzly who wasn't a good mom or who suffered from post-partum depression, so it must be true, right? So don't just stop at the afterbirth, get out the salt, pepper and a spoon, and go for it Supermom! Then get a bumper-sticker and let the world know what they're following.

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  3. And we wonder, "how can people be so stupid as to swallow the climate change stuff?"

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    1. Im sure its all related. global warming must be causing this bizarre behaviour.

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  4. There just isn't enough Listerine to wash the taste of that outa your mouth....

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  5. "The placenta is kept on ice, in a cooler. Plechenko picks it up from her customers and prepares it in a food dehydrator. It is then ground-up and put into capsules." What? Why not pepperettes? They're so yummy, no refrigeration required, and fit right in your purse!

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  6. There was a mom from Solway Firth
    Who gagged upon 'er after-birth
    Then shit herself for all her worth
    And proved she was a Liberal

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  7. How do you expect a guy to get through his bacon and eggs after reading that?

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