Friday, January 24, 2014

SOMETIMES YA PISS YOURSELF BEFORE THE PUNCH LINE

Hey Obammy!  Got yer handkerchief ready?

President Barack Obama is expected to talk about fighting global warming in his upcoming State of the Union address next week, during what could be the coldest in State of the Union address in history.

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  1. This will be great. Just like the whole world gets to watch the first screening of a new Monty Python release at the same time.

    You'll be able to tell your great-grandchildren where you were when the Most Blatant Lie in History was told.

    However, stupid as he is, I'm betting that if Ol' Jughead refers to it at all, he'll call it climate change.

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    1. Yes he will call all this cold weather climate change. All his stage bobbleheads will look worried and nod there heads.

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  2. This "Polar Vortex" is the darndest thing. I remember when it was "winter". Can't keep up with all these new terms anymore.

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  3. You're right. This is going to be funny. May I make some predictions?

    The Best Supporting Actor Award will go to Al Gore. The Best Screenplay will be shared by CBS, NBC, CBC, and BBC. And Best Director will go to the IPCC.

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  4. Going to need some supercharged solar heaters with propsne powered fans to spread all that fertilizer around.

    What's that? The sun ain't gonna shine? And we're out of propane?

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