Friday, May 23, 2014

WHEN WHORES GET TOO OLD...

...they say that I Love Yous count as earnings.

Italy will include prostitution, illegal drug sales and smuggling in their GDP calculation this year.

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  1. Yup, when you start including those things in your GDP that's just caking on makeup to hide what's underneath. Sad thing is, it will be copied and expanded on and the dumb populations won't know about it or understand it.

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  2. Great post! That made me laugh out loud.

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  3. So if you have sex with your wife will that now be tax evasion? Just wondering where all this could lead to....???? :)

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    1. Now that depends, Glengarrian. If it results in a yung'un, you have a dependant and a write-off and a gubmint cheque - so I guess that is kind of tax evasion. However, all the various taxes that you pay on all the stuff you buy because you have the kid more than compensates for what the gubmint gived ya and then some.

      I never really gave much thought about the economics of having a tango in the tent for the sake of pure happiness, but I think most governments would be dead set against people undertaking a strictly leisure activity without paying some kind of taxable admission charge.

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    2. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "the taxman cometh" doesn't it? :)

      Seriously, when hookers and blow are the things that are propping up the great socialist monetary ponzi scheme ya just gotta know that a financial collapse isn't far off....

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    3. Sticking to old this hooker analogy, I'd say that countries like Italy are more like an old blind whore running a whorehouse. She counts the lines of coke the the lines of coke her girls are doing as income, but ignores the considerable black market humping.

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