Friday, April 25, 2014

WHY YOU SHOULDN'T PICK YOUR NOSE IN PUBLIC

The invention by a former secret service special agent brings artificial intelligence to all those surveillance cameras you see in urban areas. This artificial intelligence, called AISight, defines what is normal behavior and anything else that falls outside of that narrow band can be flagged as pre-crime potential.

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  1. So, once a Liberal stopped wetting his bed and sleeping with a night-light, alarms would go off, right?

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  2. I'm pretty sure that any disagreement with the policies of the established bureaucracy, or any other sign that you deviate from the predominance of abject apathy and complacency, would constitute "abnormal behavior" and "pre-crime potential".

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  3. Cripes I wouldn't risk that! The smell of fleecy and butt crack might stir up a stampede of CBC & TorStar types searching out Princess Justin.

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