Tuesday, March 4, 2014

VLADIMIR! DON'T YOU DARE!

Vladimir Putin
Didn’t need no shootin’
Knows Obama’s red line
Ain’t wuth no nevermind
‘Bama’s jeans he do pee
While Putin takes the Crimee
And the ol’ Chinee
Giggle peals of glee

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  1. I have a "math is hard" puzzle of sorts to ask fellow visitors here.
    Ukraine owes Gazprom (Russia) 1.5 billion dollars for their 2013 natural gas purchases.
    US Secretary of State John Kerry announced 1 billion dollars of energy aid money to the Ukraine....
    By paying off a chunk of Ukraine's gas debt to Russia is that not the US providing $$$ for Russia to finance their war machine?

    In other news...President Oblamebush has ordering 50,000 red lines. :)

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    1. Kerry's late night phone call to Janet Yellen, US Fed Chair: "Jenny baby! Listen hon. Can you print me up another billion bucks real quick? I've got this buddy who's in a jam and I'd love to lend him the money, but I'm a little short myself these days..."

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  2. Better correct that to read "President Oblamebush has ordered 50,000 red lines".

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  3. A brave little lad called Obammy
    Went exploring the world without Mammy
    He ran into a ghost
    On the Crimean Coast
    And ran home with dirty peejammies.

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    1. Now John Kerry’s a politician
      With an ego t’siza Kazakhstan
      But Assad pants him in Syria-land
      Mullahs wedgie’d him in Tehran
      And now Putin’ll make him his she-man

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