Monday, July 28, 2014

PARROTS WANTED !!

As long as they scream like ruptured monkeys and howl like Husqvarnas.
"...The Rainforest Connection concept takes discarded cell phones, equips them with a solar technology, and places them in trees. The cell phones are set to continuously stream the ambient noise of the forest—so when the phones pick up the sound of gunshots, chainsaws, or other indicators of rainforest distress, an alert is immediately sent to the authorities..."
Ya shoulda stuck to grass and stayed off the glue, Neil

7 comments:

  1. I can't stop laughing at the stupidity of this.

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  2. Hey, can a guy rent a drone that backfires a lot?

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  3. I think this is a great idea. Just letting it be known that this surveillance system is out there will give the nature destroyers something to think about. Neil Young should be applauded.

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    1. I'll applaud Neil Young when somebody shoves his guitar up his arse and gives him a real reason to sing like a girl. And as for the effectiveness of your "surveillance system", do you really think it will bring "the authorities" running"? The same authorities who have been getting paid off to look the other way for decades?

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    2. If I had a steer, I'd call him Neil Young. If I had a sheep, I'd call him msholistic.

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    3. How do they stay charged? This is hilarious.

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    4. How do they stay charged? The article says they are equipped with a solar package. That'll work well in a rainforest. Must have been an Ontario Liberal dreamed this up.

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