Monday, August 11, 2014

ONLY IN KARACHI YOU SAY....

"Revolution" means revolution in Pakistan, but it only means "change" in Canada.
 “I am one million per cent against military coups,”
Except this one, that is...

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  1. Sounds like somebody Princess Justin will want to "reach out" to.

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    1. He probably already has. And we know darned well that our wonderful newspapers and TV won't go looking to see if he has.

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  2. In a braver time, his guy would have been Monty Python material. These lines are classics:
    ...“I am the only religious leader or scholar in the Muslim world who appeared in front of the militants and terrorists and stated that any kind of armed struggle is totally unacceptable in Islam.”

    and...

    “I swear by God as a Muslim that if I am telling this wrong or telling lies, may God Almighty Allah deprive me from Paradise and place me in hellfire,”

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    1. He reminds me of a curb-sider car salesman I saw on one of those TV Marketplace sting operations.

      "Honest to God, One lady-owner car...never in accident!"
      "Accident? Okay.,, but just little one."
      "Total right-off? He never tell me that!"
      "I bought direct from scrap-yard? Yes, for certain...but he no tell me it was wreck!"
      "Seven owner?...I honest not know that!"

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  3. I wonder how closely the police are watching this guy. Okay, I take that back. I know the answer.

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