SHINY PONY COMING AFTER TRUMP'S GHERKINS

   NP:  Quiche. Toilet paper. Steel tubes. Chocolate. Coffee. Gherkin pickles. And something called "odoriferous preparations used during religious rites."
    These are just a few of the U.S.-manufactured items that Canada is planning to penalize in planned countermeasures against President Donald Trump's just-announced tariffson Canadian steel and aluminum products.
   The following is the full list of retaliatory measures proposed this afternoon by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland.