Thursday, January 16, 2014

HEEEYYY MAAANNN!!! LOOK AT THE PRETTY SPARKS!!!

...is anyone else hungry for cheesies?
So let me get this straight, young fella. You got stoned, then cold, then you lit the bush on fire. Nice. You've done so much to renew my faith in the next generation.

1 comment:

  1. OH TO BE AN ARSONIST IN CALIFORNIA!

    “There’s absolutely no evidence that these three men started the fire on purpose,” Police Chief Tim Staab told The Times on Thursday afternoon.

    The trio had been sitting around a campfire “trying to stay warm,” Staab said, when a “gust of wind came up.”

    “That’s what started the fire,” the chief said.

    AND NOW, FOR THE REAL CAUSE:

    L.A. County fire Chief Daryl Osby said his department was fully staffed because of the "dry vegetation and summerlike weather conditions we've had."

    We knew it all the time, didn't we. Wasn't three dickheads that caused it at all!

    It is those rotten capitalist dog/carbon-emitting/climate change causing right-wing dinosaurs who are really to blame.

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