MARTYRS WANTED: Give me the wretched refuse of your teeming shore...
With apologies to poor old Solomon...
Canadian Dummy,Born on a Monday,Went to school on Tuesday,Dropped out on Wednesday,Got Jihad on Thursday,To Syria on Friday,Caught on Saturday,Shot on Sunday,That was the end,Of Canadian Dummy
Thanks for the comic relief. It's a welcome break from al the AGW and political stupidity.
ReplyDeleteJust another loser. But at least his parents and family can breathe a sigh of relief that he didn't take a rifle and open fire in a local school.
I hear that he was such a good jihadist that it's going to take three recruits to replace him.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing sadder than this young man's death is you people making this tragedy into some kind of a sick comedy.
ReplyDeleteJeepers, Thought you'd be deliriously happy with one less carbonater! You know: mankind is the scourge of the planet, and all that stuff.
DeleteLighten up msholistic. This is better than Sylvester the Cat going after Tweety Bird.
DeletePicture it: SC sitting bored in class, dreaming of annihilating all TBs. Quits school, takes up death- to-all- TBs religion. Builds raft and sails to TB land. Does nocturnal covert beach landing, and crawls under palm trees for a snooze. Wakes up with dozens of armed TBs above him singing: "I tot I taw a puddy cat". Cue to WWII soundtrack, flying sand, then a pale SC with little wings floating himmelfahrt.
I hope they start a recruiting drive for this kind of off-shore employment. It would really get rid of the dummies. I wonder how they could swing it to make the job offer look good to tree-huggers too.
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